Well, I haven't been as active as I used to be (Mainly because im busy :P), but I was searching Google on April 1st, and, not to my suprise, found a ton of funny pics related to April Fools. I may post some over April. Here's the first one:

I went to Indiana last week, and when saw this one person, I was like...

Time for a new post?

1. Glock 18
2. M870 CQB
3. BXT 9mm
4. AMT Hardballer
5. H&K MP5K (Scoped)
6. H&K P700
7. Colt M4A1
8. H&K G36K
9. H&K MkII SOCOM (Silenced)
10. Power Torch/Flashlight
11. Combat Knife
12. Baton/Nightstick
13. AK74S-U
14. SPAS (SP)12
15. H&K PSG-1
16. H&K UMP
17. H&K MP5SD5
18. RPK
19. Centurion MDS
20. Compressed Nitrogen
21. North Armoury Specials MP5
22. Katana Sword
23. Taser
24. Anti-gravity Pack
25. Bomb Strap
26. H&K HK69A1
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1. Glock 18 Pistol

Country of Origin: Austria
Rounds per Clip: 18
Damage: Low
Description: A fast-firing semi-automatic pistol. Popular amongst law enforcement officers.
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2. M870 Close Quarters Combat Shotgun

Country of Origin: US/UK
Rounds per Clip: 8
Damage: High
Description: A modified version of the Remington M870. Has a chamber capacity of 8 12-gauge shells.
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3. BXT 9mm Submachine Gun

Country of Origin: South Africa
Rounds per Clip: 21
Damage: Low/Medium
Description: A robust submachine gun with illuminator attachment. Can be fitted with a silencer.
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4. AMT Hardballer Pistol

Country of Origin: US
Rounds per Clip: 7
Damage: Medium/High
Description: Basically a stainless steel Colt 1911 with an extended barrel. Known for its clean, accurate shots.
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5. Heckler & Koch MP5K Submachine Gun (Scoped)

Country of Origin: Germany/US
Rounds per Clip: 30
Damage: Low/Medium
Description: A shortened version of the MP5 submachine gun. Easily operatable and concealable.
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6. Heckler & Koch P700 Pistol

Country of Origin: Germany/Switzerland
Rounds per Clip: 9
Damage: Medium
Description: A modified version of the USP pistol. Shortened barrel compromises accuracy for lightness.
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7. Colt M4A1 Carbine Rifle

Country of Origin: US
Rounds per Clip: 30
Damage: High
Description: An all-purpose US-manufactured assault rifle. Favoured by Special Forces operatives.
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8. Heckler & Koch G36K Assault Rifle

Country of Origin: Germany
Rounds per Clip: 30
Damage: Medium
Description: A high-firepower assault rifle with a large magazine capacity. Shortened for easier handling.
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9. Heckler & Koch MkII SOCOM Pistol (Silenced)

Country of Origin: US
Rounds per Clip: 10
Damage: Low
Description: Special Forces-developed "Offensive Weapon System". Fitted with a silencer for covert operations.
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10. Power Torch/Flashlight

Country of Origin: Various
Rounds per Clip: Melee
Damage: Medium, on contact
Description: Robust illumination device.
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11. Combat Knife

Country of Origin: US
Rounds per Clip: Melee
Damage: High, on contact
Description: Vicious fighting knife. Can be fixed to weapons such as M16s or AK47s as a bayonet.
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12. Baton/Nightstick

Country of Origin: US
Rounds per Clip: Melee
Damage: Medium/High, on contact
Description: Police issue melee weapon. Used to subdue, not kill targets.
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13. AK74S-U Submachine Gun

Country of Origin: Soviet Union, now Russia
Rounds per Clip: 30
Damage: Medium
Description: Derived from the AK47 assault rifle. A common weapon for terrorists and armies of developing countries.
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14. SPAS (SP) 12 Automatic Shotgun

Country of Origin: Italy
Rounds per Clip: 10
Damage: High
Description: An extremely powerful automatic shotgun. Has a fast rate of fire.
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15. H&K PSG-1 Sniper Rifle

Country of Origin: Germany
Rounds per Clip: 10
Damage: High
Description: Precision sniper weapon. Equipped with a high-tech Hensold telescopic sight.
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16. H&K UMP .45 Submachine Gun

Country of Origin: Germany
Rounds per Clip: 25
Damage: High
Description: An ergonomic assault weapon. Has excellent stopping power.
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17. H&K MP5SD5 Silenced Submachine Gun

Country of Origin: Germany
Rounds per Clip: 30
Damage: Low
Description: A lightweight submachine gun with an integral silencer. A covert operations favourite.
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18. RPK Lightweight Machine Gun

Country of Origin: Various
Rounds per Clip: 120
Damage: High
Description: An old and somewhat reliable support weapon. Features a 120-round drum-style magazine.
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19. Centurion Missile Defence System

Country of Origin: France
Rounds per Clip: 4
Damage: Explosive
Description: An anti-tank rocket launcher. A well-placed shot produces devastating results.
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20. Compressed Nitrogen

Country of Origin: Various
Rounds per Clip: Various
Damage: Medium
Description: Used for freezing particles or simulating snow.
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21. North Armoury Specials MP5

Country of Origin: UK
Rounds per Clip: 30
Damage: High
Description: A heavily modified MP5 submachine gun. Features a scope, LAM and a silencer.
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22. Katana Sword

Country of Origin: Japan
Rounds per Clip: Melee
Damage: High, on contact
Description: Beautifully crafted instrument of war.
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23. Taser

Country of Origin: Various
Rounds per Clip: Battery operated
Damage: None
Description: A battery operated stun device. Will cause the target to behave erratically for a good 30 seconds.
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24. Anti-gravity Pack

Country of Origin: US
Rounds per Clip: N/A
Damage: N/A
Description: A jet-propelled aviation device used for maintainance operations.
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25. Bomb Strap

Country of Origin: Various
Rounds per Clip: N/A
Damage: Explosive
Description: A vest laced with explosives. Triggered by remote control.
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26. H&K HK69A1

Country of Origin: Germany/UK
Rounds per Clip: 1
Damage: Explosive
Description: A compact grenade launcher usually used by motorcade troops. Features a fold-back stock.
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So what do you think? Post a comment to let me know!

What to do on an elevator:

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger.
50. When someone comes, ask: "Can I live here?"

EDIT: I'm back! It feels so good to be back. I might be buying Flash soon so, I might be testing it a little bit before I actually animate. I lost the fla. file to Lioness Combat (Due to harddrive reformatting) and I really only started that out of boredom. Anyways, I'm feeling quite good now, I'd like to hear from you.

I think there is something wrong with Newgrounds picture submitting because its supposed to scale to fit, but its wanting me to put it exactly at 464 pixels. Anyways, here's the picture. I know it was a little rushed, but I just couldn't wait.

Sadly, I did not win... Oh well.

EDIT: I'm not going to post for a while as I am going out of state for vacation, but I will still try to answer comments as much as possible. So... Bai!

Newgrounds wouldn't post it on my homepage, so here it is.

My younger brother made this (He's 8). The question is, how the f**k did he know about StrawberryClock?

It is Roflcopter! It's so classic, yet it's so cool!

I keep on making progress a little at a time. I don't think I'll ever get finished! :( Also, here is a pic of my barely done flash, Lioness Combat.